I have decided to start this daily thing where I will talk about my encounters with the homeless. I'll just jot and few down now that I have had so far, but trust me there are many more to come.
2 days ago:
On my walk home from the gym there was this guy, definitely homeless walking towards me and it seemed as if everything was going to go smooth and we would just pass eachother. Wrong. Just as both of us were int he middle of the cross walk I look up because it seems as if he has stopped walking. I decide to look up and I see him standing there with his arms wide open like he is about to come up and give me a huge hug. He starts walking towards me still with his arms wide open and begins yelling I LOVE YOU MARRY ME, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE MARRY ME. This all happens in the middle of the road. right.
Today:
Once again on my walk home from the gym I see a homeless man approaching me so I decide to move my ipod to my other hand. I keep walking but all of a sudden he stops right in front of me and goes, ARE YOU A GIRL?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hysterically laughing, I keep walking and he turns around and keeps hysterically laughing. um...
mind you when all of this is happening there are always other people walking on the sidewalks but it doesn't even seem to phase them.
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